REAL MEN’S RESPONSES: WHICH ONE WOULD YOU ANSWER

Back when I was dating, more than ten years ago, I was about to give up the dating sites but wrote one last post before signing off. Here are some of the 65 responses I received. Which one(s) would you answer?*

a) Would you be interested in talking to an honest man who is in an unhappy marriage he cannot get out of? If you are, please let me know and I will send you more info, about me. If you are not, then my best wishes for a successful search.

b) Where do I start? Well I’m looking for a long-term term relationship, not in a rush. But it would be nice to meet a well-rounded honest sincere woman. I don’t want to walk on eggshells that’s for sure. I’m very confident and self-assured I know what I like and I know what I want. I know the dating websites could be brutal, people are not who they claim to be and pretend to be things they aren’t.

c) Am I a Man Dreaming that I am a Dog, or Am I Dog Dreaming that I am a Man? I use Humor to earn my Daily Bone. I Pawsitively enjoy getting my Paws on my Daily Bone. WOOF! Serving my community means a lot to me. I believe that if you’re in a position to help others, you should.

d) Please call me if you are serious about companionship. Do you live in Manhattan? My number is (111) 111-1111:

-SWM, -Age 38, – 6’2”/200, – Healthy, -Happy